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on Uck - 2005-01-16
I just met the sloppiest, slimiest kisser ever in my dream last night. I dreamt I'd just gone back to brisbane, and my hostel had given me a new room that was frigging shiny and not to mention BIG. Plus, the year before, they'd used it as a pantry, so the fact that my bed was this little futon on the floor was offset by the fact that I had so much space, my own sink, toaster, dishwasher, stove, refridgerator and three tables. It was important I have three tables: one for the laptop, one for the studying, and one for the cooking that I was now bound to do because I had my own bloody dishwasher. I couldn't understand, of course, why the rom was sorta split in two and there were two sets of everything (including the dishwasher, which I'm sorry for hounding on, but a DISHWASHER), but I dismissed it. It was late, so I left my bags by the wall, crawled onto the futon and pulled my blanket over my head. This is all still within my dream, mind: I was woken up by someone leaning over me, but I wwas still semi-unconscious, so I just laid there. Then someone pulled back the blanket a bit and I just sorta squeezed my eyes shut at the light. Then this bloody pair of lips came crashing down on my forehead with spittle flying, and I was like OMGWTF. I mean I could feel his moustache scratching against my head! He proceeded to make out with my face, leaving saliva everywhere (It was like being eaten by a snail) until I screeched and flung him back and tried to beat him up with my pillow. That didn't faze him one bit. He acted like we knew each other and were, god forbid, aready dating! He opened up my bags and started sorting through the stuff inside, and for some reason he found all the barbie dolls I have ever owned (and some that I have never owned). He said he was going to be my roommate and we could have wild make out sessions every night, and I said "No, thank you." and woke up. URGH. I'm lonely, but I'm not that desperate. The guy could use a plug, with the amount of saliva he was generating. I'll never understand sloppy kissers. uck. I'm going to have a very hot shower now.
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