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more ways to conact me - 2003-03-25
This list is inspired by the laudable Kate. Guestbook: The prefered medium of communiacation. Give my guestbook some lovin'. Notes: If you're too lazy to type in your particulars and are logged in, leave me a love note. Hotmail: If you like hotmail, use this. If you are the spawn of Junkmail!Satan then get thee down to the bowels of hell, you malicious beast of evil! Yahoo: If you like yahoo and waiting a life age for me to reply to your email, use this. AIM: If you feel that my words have stirred a passion in you that can only be quenched by speaking to me immediately, use this. If your name is CyberGod and you are looking for an open minded girl, the police are already surrounding your house and you have three seconds to put some clothes on or have your wrinky butt shown on 'Wildest Police Videos'. Telepathy: Find a picture of me. Stare at it intently. If you begin to see white spots floating about, I have received your message, and the aliens will be there to abduct you shortly. Snail Mail: Email me for this. Only applies to LotR Sisters, Sean Biggerstaff and Cast & Crew of the LotR Trilogy. Josh Groban may also try his luck. Crazed psychotic stalkers need not apply, as the position has already been filled. Gossip: This is pretty simple. Tell the person to your left that you think I'm cool and three weeks later I'll be notified that you like to drink drool. Media Advertisements: Use only if you are a) rich, b) asking for my hand in marriage or c) asking for an ass kicking from my father.
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